Fun Drinking Game: Count how many times I say “fascinating”.
After over a month with no way to edit videos, my old format is back with the first in a promised pair of reviews.
10/10 Finally, a movie not based off a comic book… Oh wait.
9/10 I’m…I’m just gonna gush, okay?
7.5/10 And so it ends. Until that other series happens.
5/10 It’s gonna get a little Smauggy
7/10 All good tales deserves embellishments. About three films’ worth, I’d say.
6.5/10 For every peak, there is a valley. Or a…giant, poorly conceived hole with a prison in it, or some such. What?
10/10 Now we’re talking. And talking. And talking. And occasionally blowing stuff up. Then talking some more.
7.5/10 I swear I didn’t plan this.